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    25 days ago

    “when I said she was like a pet to me, I meant it in the most litteral way possible. Remember when you found that dog collar under the couch and I said it was because we were getting you a dog? That was a lie son. Truthfully your mother likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the back yard. She’s usually naked of course. I can’t explain why, but the whole thing is her idea.”