That’s fine. Nintendo was already planning to impose the Nintendo tax. So I imposed the “I ain’t buyin’ this shit tax”.

2033??? It’s only 2025!!!

THIS GAME IS FROM THE FUTURE???

/j

I wish people would take your stance on GTA 6.

Instead, I’m sure it’ll be like “100 billion copys sold in first hour!”

ONLY FOR European Union citizens! No Brits!

signs anyways…is American

You’re right, Ubisoft. I CAN’T complain about not owning the game. I never bought it. You know…because it’s an Ubisoft game!

Really unclear if you’re misquoting Jurassic Park, or if Jurassic Park just universally applies to EVERYTHING.

…stop being right! I got angry reading that, but when I clicked reply to yell at you, I realized it was all emotional backlash on my end. I couldn’t formulate a thought process to show why you’re wrong. Because you’re not wrong. I just hate that you’re right!

Oh good. That means it should already be 2X lower then, right?

I mean…it can run warcraft 2. So it’s not useless. Plus, who’s going to hack windows 3.1 in 2025???

I remember buying breath of the wild, and sniperclips on day 1.

May I introduce you to their last launch day tech demo… 1-2 Switch?

Yeah. You forgot about $60 launch day tech demo 1-2 Switch, didn’t you?

That just means no one will ever take you out of your packaging and play with you.

Holy shit…you know what this means, right? It means Obama and Bush TOTALLY fucked!

And based on how old he is, it was probably sometime in the 60s…which I assume would make both Obama and Bush children at the time…

…ok, I don’t like my brain now.

Until MY pay goes up, that just means everything is more expensive, and I won’t be buying new things.

I wasn’t even going to pay $449, let alone $600. I figured it would have been somewhere between $300-400, with 400 being on the high end of reasonable.

$449 I would have waited a bit. But $600??? I get it’s because of tarrifs, but that’s really going to hurt the systems long term sales numbers the same way covid hurt PS5’s lifetime sales numbers.

What? Like you don’t even have a few dozen 100 gizgabyte sd cards lying around! An sd card size so massive and expensive that I had to make up the new size “gizgabyte”. It’s bigger then terabyte.

Also a 100 gizgabyte sd card will hold exactly 1 copy of “New Super Mario 64 rerelease edition XL”

Now comes with Luigi DLC. When Luigi reaches bowser, he just shoots him with a gun, and goes to McDonalds despite being anti corporate interest.

As opposed to millenials, gen X and boomers who voted for trump? Why do they get a free pass?

Didn’t work for Steve Jobs.

Why would you want to pay $70 for a pay to win game at all?