My personal experience begs to differ.

I’m not that old, and have only seen a single, filthy example, but the older style of discontinued public washroom hand drying towels were disgusting in a really intense kind of way. It never got the opportunity to completely dry, and add to that situation that every single asshole who only rinsed his dickbeaters after shitting instead of washing them was griming it up instead of just drying their hands.

How am I going to rip on them until they have aneurysms if I’m not on there too?

I audibly laughed hard, this is so amazing.