

Well, anything’s possible, I say we give it a try and see what happens.
I’m a technical kinda guy, doing technical kinda stuff.
Well, anything’s possible, I say we give it a try and see what happens.
Have you tried…
you know,
(cough)
maybe just, ah …
(air quotes) “heavily implying”
the , ah, you know …
particular…
(taps side of nose)
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(eyebrow waggle)
ahem,
QUESTION?
Eh?
Ehhhhh?
People don’t just leave leaking apps out there for consumption.
Ha! Welcome to corporate, where vendors sell you software and say that the hardware has to have 128GB of ram and when you poke around a bit you discover a single JVM with constantly growing memory usage with a script that restarts it every time it runs out of resources.
AND a log file that describes - in typical Java excruciating detail - the precise lines in each module where the devs allocated resources but didn’t free them. About 40 times a second.
Again,
There is a catchphrase in corporate - “Minimum viable product” and it means just that, memory leaks and all.