Drill holes and zip tie the tectonic plates together

I’d think they’re more like cookies, but idk I’m not really a geologist 😅

Often is, but you can alleviate this with large washers like in the picture, and also by adding more bolts closer to eachothers

If that picture is to scale, those bolts are ~5km thick. Put enough of them and it should hold.

That said, the crust probably starts crumbling somewhere else creating new mountains or islands

You can play osrs with just mouse, though keyboard shortcuts are handy/mandatory for late game - you won’t be there though before the hand heals 😅

Yes