Instead of giving a unhelpfull response, point the op to where he’s question might be better suited.

Like the selfhosted instance.

Perhaps also take a look at Mikrotik

Look in to I2P

You can route things over ssh like RDP for example. Used that a few times to remote in too a desktop at home. Can’t install a VPN on most company and school devices. But ssh is build in to windows.

I know their is one at I2P not sure about tor yet.

If you still like some manual dependency control. Slackware is your friend 😁